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Post by Elyon on Mar 21, 2014 12:00:06 GMT -8
Motto: EXCRETUS EX FORTUNA (Shit out of luck) Cheat Sheet: Any Gambler that calls himself a gentleman, must only collect 30% of a mark's money. Never play cards against anyone named after a city. Never gamble in any game against anyone called Doc. Revere The Lady, but never call upon her. It is highly advised that no Gambler play against the guild president, Edward Gad. Not only isn't nearly impossible to win against him, your own winnings go to the guild and him anyway, making playing against him a moot point. If a fellow Gambler has fallen to calling on the Lady*. It is the duty of the nearest Gambler, to incapacitate him upon the resolution and failure of his present game. Then he must turn him into the Guild's Rehabilitation Quarters. If you see The House and The Maid, DO NOT ENGAGE. Report their location to your nearest Fence and play elsewhere. *Signs a Gambler is calling upon the Lady. Sudden and continuous loss of hair and nails. Articles of clothing disappear from his person and appear within the Pot. Is heard speaking the Lady's Prayer: "Oh Please, Oh Please, Oh Please, Oh Please, Oh Please..." Follows the Lady's Prayer with promises of sobriety, never performing specific habitual acts, or a first born child. (present, living, dead, or nonexistent. May or may not include own mother)
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