Post by Elyon on Mar 31, 2014 19:58:13 GMT -8
Nac Mac Feegle: Mortuus et Puto --“Thinks Is Dead”
The Nac Mac Feegle or Pictsies as some call them are small red-haired, blue people that have a tendency to smell like slightly drunk potatoes. If it wasn’t for their red hair and blue skin, they would look like exactly like Discworld gnomes. That and also the fact that they love drinking, fighting, and stealing anything and everything that isn’t bolted down. If it is bolted down, they will also steal the bolts. This makes them the most dangerous of the fairy races.
If you do manage to form some kind of relationship with them and survive, you would find that they are amazingly loyal, strong, brave and in their own way, moral. (they won’t steal from anyone who doesn’t have anything.)
The average Feegle is about 6 inches high, red hair, skin turned blue with tattoos. They tend to wear kilts made from any kind of material and various small animal skulls and skin for helmets and armor. They usually carry a sword, for show. Their preferred method of fighting is with the boot and the head.
Their names are very descriptive such as, “Wee Honeymouth Jock, Slightly More Wee Than Wee Jock Jock, Wee Jock O’the White Head, and Slightly Thinner Than Fat Jock Jock.
Feegles live in large clans and make their communities out of the burial mounds of ancient kings, often disguising the entrance to look like a rabbit hole. In this burrow, the clan act like a beehive.
The reason for this is because Feegle women are extremely rare. A Feegle woman will be the queen of the clan and her husband is known as “The Big Man”
All Feegles share one unusual belief. They believe that they are all already dead, and are in a sort of paradise world, where they are free to do whatever they please. By their own cheerful admission, the favorite activities of the feegles are: fighting, drinking, and stealing. They are fierce fighters, but somewhat lacking in intellect, as it is well known to the Feegles that one female has the brains of 100 males.
The Nac Mac Feegle or Pictsies as some call them are small red-haired, blue people that have a tendency to smell like slightly drunk potatoes. If it wasn’t for their red hair and blue skin, they would look like exactly like Discworld gnomes. That and also the fact that they love drinking, fighting, and stealing anything and everything that isn’t bolted down. If it is bolted down, they will also steal the bolts. This makes them the most dangerous of the fairy races.
If you do manage to form some kind of relationship with them and survive, you would find that they are amazingly loyal, strong, brave and in their own way, moral. (they won’t steal from anyone who doesn’t have anything.)
The average Feegle is about 6 inches high, red hair, skin turned blue with tattoos. They tend to wear kilts made from any kind of material and various small animal skulls and skin for helmets and armor. They usually carry a sword, for show. Their preferred method of fighting is with the boot and the head.
Their names are very descriptive such as, “Wee Honeymouth Jock, Slightly More Wee Than Wee Jock Jock, Wee Jock O’the White Head, and Slightly Thinner Than Fat Jock Jock.
Feegles live in large clans and make their communities out of the burial mounds of ancient kings, often disguising the entrance to look like a rabbit hole. In this burrow, the clan act like a beehive.
The reason for this is because Feegle women are extremely rare. A Feegle woman will be the queen of the clan and her husband is known as “The Big Man”
All Feegles share one unusual belief. They believe that they are all already dead, and are in a sort of paradise world, where they are free to do whatever they please. By their own cheerful admission, the favorite activities of the feegles are: fighting, drinking, and stealing. They are fierce fighters, but somewhat lacking in intellect, as it is well known to the Feegles that one female has the brains of 100 males.
