Post by Elyon on Apr 3, 2014 0:04:33 GMT -8
Igors: Persona Populi – “People Person”
Igors are a clan of people made from other people and are quite unsightly at times. They all have the same name, to save confusion. Igor. Most people cannot tell the difference from one igor to another, whether in name or in looks. But there are subtle differences, in the patches of skin used and the stitch patterns. All igors speak with a lisp.
Female Igors are called Igorinas and in contrast to Igors and even from a normal person’s perspective, are actually quite beautiful…Go Figure. Igorinas tend to refrain from the habitual lisping as well as any unsightly stitches, as they are usually unnecessary. Stiches to Igors are the equivalent to tribal markings.
The Igors treat their own bodies as the common property of all Igors and they would hope that any useful bits they have will be passed on to their relatives; Igors do not so much die as get broken down for spare parts.
For some reason Igors are very popular with the ladies. This is something that no one has been able to properly explain.
Igors are a good natured people, always helping anyone in need of emergency reattachment surgery when things go horribly wrong. However, the Igors are firm believers in the principle of ‘what goes around, comes around’ and, whenever possible, they assume and expect that anyone helped by them will, when the time finally comes, see their way clear to letting any local Igor have a quick rummage to see if there are any organs worth recovering.
Igors also like to do research in their spare time; research subjects include the uses of electricity, the benefits of doubling the number of certain organs on a transplant subject, and any green liquid bubbling in a beaker. Igors especially prefer to be employed by vampires, even more so than your run-of-mill mad scientist. The reason being, vampires tend to sleep a lot and sometimes like to play dead for decades on end, leaving an Igor with a lot of free time to pursue his own interests.
Igors have some sort of a Code of Igors, rules that they have made up for themselves. A good Igor lisps and limps if possible (actually most Igors can also talk without a lisp, but no good Igor would do that without being ashamed). It has been noted that Igorinas lisp less. When called by the employer, a good Igor appears immediately and mysteriously behind the employer or in some corner of the room. A good Igor is very discreet, never gossips about the bad or just weird things that his master has done. A good Igor lends a hand where needed, maintaining lists of donors and recipients for organ transplantation. A good Igor does research in his spare time. Most importantly, a good Igor has no inherent loyalty toward his employer. If an angry mob appears to ransack and kill its Master, an Igor will be long gone. Because though an Igor may not judge his master and help him do his master’s terrible deeds, an Igor is not stupid.
In general, an Igor will not warn anyone of any impending doom, but it is not unheard of for an Igor to leave gentle hints that now is a good time to skedaddle and GTFO.
Igors are a clan of people made from other people and are quite unsightly at times. They all have the same name, to save confusion. Igor. Most people cannot tell the difference from one igor to another, whether in name or in looks. But there are subtle differences, in the patches of skin used and the stitch patterns. All igors speak with a lisp.
Female Igors are called Igorinas and in contrast to Igors and even from a normal person’s perspective, are actually quite beautiful…Go Figure. Igorinas tend to refrain from the habitual lisping as well as any unsightly stitches, as they are usually unnecessary. Stiches to Igors are the equivalent to tribal markings.
The Igors treat their own bodies as the common property of all Igors and they would hope that any useful bits they have will be passed on to their relatives; Igors do not so much die as get broken down for spare parts.
For some reason Igors are very popular with the ladies. This is something that no one has been able to properly explain.
Igors are a good natured people, always helping anyone in need of emergency reattachment surgery when things go horribly wrong. However, the Igors are firm believers in the principle of ‘what goes around, comes around’ and, whenever possible, they assume and expect that anyone helped by them will, when the time finally comes, see their way clear to letting any local Igor have a quick rummage to see if there are any organs worth recovering.
Igors also like to do research in their spare time; research subjects include the uses of electricity, the benefits of doubling the number of certain organs on a transplant subject, and any green liquid bubbling in a beaker. Igors especially prefer to be employed by vampires, even more so than your run-of-mill mad scientist. The reason being, vampires tend to sleep a lot and sometimes like to play dead for decades on end, leaving an Igor with a lot of free time to pursue his own interests.
Igors have some sort of a Code of Igors, rules that they have made up for themselves. A good Igor lisps and limps if possible (actually most Igors can also talk without a lisp, but no good Igor would do that without being ashamed). It has been noted that Igorinas lisp less. When called by the employer, a good Igor appears immediately and mysteriously behind the employer or in some corner of the room. A good Igor is very discreet, never gossips about the bad or just weird things that his master has done. A good Igor lends a hand where needed, maintaining lists of donors and recipients for organ transplantation. A good Igor does research in his spare time. Most importantly, a good Igor has no inherent loyalty toward his employer. If an angry mob appears to ransack and kill its Master, an Igor will be long gone. Because though an Igor may not judge his master and help him do his master’s terrible deeds, an Igor is not stupid.
In general, an Igor will not warn anyone of any impending doom, but it is not unheard of for an Igor to leave gentle hints that now is a good time to skedaddle and GTFO.
